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It is not every day a CD can take away your virginity, but somehow Gelanarchy by Gelatinus Cube does it. It literally took
away my virginity, I don't know how, but I must say it was an enlightening experience.
The 17 song track list was one of the finest I ever heard in my lifetime. You may wonder how I got my hands on this work
of art, and to be honest, I never actually heard it. Pat told me to make up a review. But all facts aside, this CD deserves
your purchase. I fully endorse this CD!
I will now describe the five best songs from this album:
5) Quesadilla
Besides being completely stolen from pop sensation Vanilla Ice, it is one of the most original songs I have ever heard. The
singing chorus in the background brings tears to my eyes, every time.
10/10
4) Heather Von Hof's Birthday Party
If you don't know what it is like to go to a high school party, this sums up pretty much every party, ever, in the world.
Opera afficiandos will love this song due to Lister's amazing vocal talent. All in all, if you like opera or have never been
to a party, you will like this song. Otherwise, drown yourself.
10/10
3) Saves the Day Man
What is better than a song about a superhero who wears purple tights. Well to be honest with you, naked pictures of janitors.
Unfortunately, there were no extras in this song including those pictures, but this song is gOoD?
10/10
2) I am the Leprosy Man
This song could very well be one of the top five songs ever about leprosy. This song will move you to donate all your time
to getting leprosy. If you don't have leprosy now, you will have it after you hear this song.
1) The rest of the album
This is in fact the best album ever because every song is perfect in every way. Not one song is better than the rest. Not
one song does not deserve to be on a VH1 diva countdown.
Full Album Review
This album puts any othe album to shame. Forget the "White Album", the "Orange Album", or "Sounds of a Screaming Baby Album".
There is no way this is not the best CD ever made. If you like music, life, technology, dead strippers, guppies, puppies,
zombies, opera, or if you believe in "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" GET THIS ALBUM!
Final score:
0/10
If you would like to buy this work of art go to Gelatinus Cube's Website, or talk to someone in the band.
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