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Dear Horace Vickers?,
I have no idea who you are, but reading that makes me think you are retarded or on drugs, maybe even both, no one knows. But,
whatever your problem or whatever thing you are doing I guess I have to help. The Demon Monkeys are talking to your brain
spleen of harmony and chipmunks eh? Well, that is easily solved, you are gonna die. There is no avoiding it, unless you drink
a cup of blended spam. That was a lie, you will die. Actually, there is one way you won't die from that, and that is to get
in front of the torpedoes of beef that fly into the Kennedy Pleasure Center, so you die from that. If you think about it
though, in theory you are still dying from the brain spleen thing because the only reason you jumped in front of one of those
beef torpedoes is because the brain spleen harmony.
So, take my advice and die.
Enjoy the Quiznos,
Fish Taco
Not Fish Taco, but Ed
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